Last year I wrote about the top things to get for Christmas and I will do the opposite this year. Here are the top things I don’t want for Christmas.
- Rem Oil. Of all things in the world, I do not want Rem Oil. I kind of like the ability to breathe so no thank you. If you need gun oil and cleaners we carry G96, a more Amanda friendly option.
- A baby. I have had more than my share. However if you want one-we have all kinds of gifts to get you in good graces and also have the ability to order double sized tree stands.
- A puppy. If you would like one I am sure there is somewhere you can get an excellent pointer or retriever. I’ll just keep most of my pets mounted to a board up on the wall at work.
- A piano. If you like loud noises though, we can sure help with some Thundershot exploding targets that are WAY louder and much less annoying.
- A gun cabinet. I own a gun store and get to pick whatever I want off the rack anytime I want. But if you don’t happen to own a gun store- we have a cabinet for you!
- New glasses. New glasses are not going to help me see a deer any better but a new Vortex scope or binoculars sure will.
- A jewellery cleaner. I have the biggest jewellery clearer on the market in the form of an ultrasonic cleaning tank. From rings to guns it cleans the hidden unmentionables out of them all.
- A gun tattoo. I have one but if you want to pretend to have a permanent gun in a holster on your leg we have Bladetech holsters in stock that won’t knock a few years off your parents’ life.
- Weights. I certainly don’t need weights when I lift bulk boxes of ammo all day long. Even the small boxes are heavy enough to build some serious muscles.
- A pellet gun. My kids have most of the ones that I stock. And BB’s. I hate stepping on those (insert fancy word here) things.
- Clothing. With the new line of Oley’s sweaters and t-shirts new clothes are simply unnecessary.
- Happiness. I am fortunate enough to not need to ask for anymore of this in my life. I do, after all, sell guns, and you can’t get any happier than getting a new gun!
No matter what gifts you receive, may you get to spend the holiday season with those you love. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from myself, my family and the staff at Oley’s.